Greatest Lines in Movie History // Deadpool & Wolverine Still Setting Records // FDA Approves Alzheimer’s Drug // JLO Files for Bennifer Divorce
RIP The King – Elvis Presley // 5 Charged in Matthew Perry Death // Trump’s “Interview of the Century” on Twitter (now known as X) // Snuggling up With Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively
Ex Revenge Stories!! // Kamala Harris Ahead in Most Polls // National Lemon Meringue Pie Day
What were You Doing 20 Years Ago? // New Book About Aaron Rodgers Weirdness and Regrets // Woman Stole $1.5 Million in Chicken Wings
Trump Lie Tracker // Trump Campaign Hacked in Phishing Attack // Court Zoom Call for Driving With Suspended License by Man Driving His Car
The Miracle of Life // Steven Tyler of Aerosmith may Never Recover, Farewell Tour Cancelled // Happy World Elephant Day!
My Favorite Dog Ever // An Eight Day Space Mission Will Leave Astronauts Stranded in Outer Space for 8 Months // The Terror Plot Against Taylor Swift // Surprise! I’m Your Kidney Donor!
What’s In A Smile? Do We Learn to Smile Or Is It Innate? // Trump Picks a Really Stupid Moment to be Stupid
What to Watch Streaming Movies and Series // Wildfires in California – Remember When Trumps Said We Could Rake the Forest Floors? // National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
The Olympics // 43 Year Old Man Sued His Parents for Disposing His Porn Collection // Eminem’s “Death of Slim Shady” Tops Charts
I’m Not a Puker – facts about Burping and Farting // The Law Says Boneless Chicken Wings Can Have Bones in Them // Deadpool & Wolverine Shatter Box Office Records // It’s National Avocado Day
US Weighs in On the Pros and Cons of Donald Trump // Stupid Criminal Story // World Day Against Human Trafficking
Jordan Love’s New Contract (Gulp!) // Warner Bros. Fighting NBA Deal with Amazon // National Chicken Wing and Lasagna Day
How Awful is Customer Service? // Top Stories of The Week // National Talk in an Elevator Day // Joke of the Day!
Google Slinks Away From Its Responsibility // Top Stories of The Year So Far //
Kamala Harris – The Good and the Bad // Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Reveal Name of Baby No. 4 // Trump Protection Failures
The 27 Club: Remembering Amy Winehouse and Others // Dirty Ol’ Man Story – Hilarious // Joke of the Day
Season 4 Starts Today! // The Race For President 2024: Wait Now What? Trump Gets Shot and Biden Steps Down // Murder Suspect Gets Stuck in the Mud
Season 3 Episode 100 // Season 4 Coming Soon! // 4th of July Travel Forecast // Kevin Dillon Does Some Rear-Ending // Fabio is Still Fabulous!
90-Minutes of Hell // R.I.P. Martin Mull // Michael J. Fox Rocked Glastonbury // Zach Bryan brings the ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl onstage in Nashville
Song Parodies: The Genius of Weird Al Yankovich // Woman Raises $233,000 to Give 90-year-old Veteran Option to Retire // Bill Gates’ Daughter Phoebe Is Dating Paul McCartney’s Grandson Arthur // Mega Stars at McCartney’s Party
The Interview with “Hawk Tuah Girl” // 105 Year Old Woman Receives Her Masters From Stanford // Criminal Charges in Matthew Perry Death Probe // Oprah Was Too Fat to Attend Don Johnson’s X-Mas Party
So Now I Know What It’s Like to Be a Girl // Perfectly Preserved 250-Year-Old Cherries Found at George Washington’s Place // Ariana Grande Wants to Have Jeffery Dahmer for Dinner // Jeremy Renner Says ‘I Just Don’t Have the Energy’ or the ‘Fuel’ to Play ‘Challenging Characters’
The Artistry of Escaping Accountability // When do Trips Turn Into Vacations // Michael Jackson’s Chimp Bubbles is Living His Best Life // MTV’s ‘Real World’ Star Sarah Becker Dead at 52
Calling Bullshit on the Work/Life Balance // Dave Grohl Disses Taylor Swift // Tornadoes in Wisconsin // Walmart Manager Makes Well Into the Six-Figures
Not Willing to Change // A Man Wrongfully Accused of a Crime, Just Won an Emmy // Trump May Not Stay in Milwaukee During RNC // Queen Music Catalog Sells for Over $1 Billion
A Media Outlet That Does Nothing But Call BULLSHIT on Stories and People In The news // US Crime Rate Drops to ‘Historic’ Lows // Goodbye Willie Mays, The Say Hey Kid // Howie Mandel Details Finding His Wife in Pool of Blood
Tying Up Loose Ends // Lost Pet Donkey Seen Living Its Best Life With Wild Elk Herd 5 Years Later // Coldplay’s 10th Album, ‘Moon Music,’ Due in October
Is there anything left to invent? // Three Boys Discover a‘Teen-rex’ Skeleton // George Strait breaks the U.S. concert-crowd record // Angel Reese Clubs Caitlin Clark in the Head
Best Dad Advice Ever! Happy Father’s Day! // Goodbye Jerry West // Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi in Epic Hot Dog Eating Showdown // Rob Schneider Says Will Smith is a Twat
Rummage Sale Season // Elephants Use Names Possible End to Human-Elephant Conflict // Brat Pack Documentary Coming to Hulu // Celine Dion Was On Up To 90mg of Valium
What’s With the Rudeness? // Dog Runs Four Miles to Get Help for Owner // Maren Morris Comes Out as Bisexual // ‘Bachelorette’ Trista Sutter Wasn’t ‘Missing // The President’s Son Was Convicted
Caitlin Clark – Too Good for the Olympic Team? // No American Idol for Kelly Clarkson // Julia Louis-Dreyfus Disagrees with Jerry Seinfeld // Rental Price Fixing Crack Down
Don’t Be a Wuss – Get Out of Your Comfort Zone // Top 10 Places to Move If You’re A Remote Worker // Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Updates on Pending Divorce // Ryan Seacrest Taking Over for Pat Sajak
Hellable Offense Debates // Promising New Male Contraceptive Applied Directly to the… // First Recorded Bong Hit at the Sphere // Pat Sajak’s Next Gig
Caitlin Clark’s Tiger Woods-like Opportunity and Why Haters Should Shut the F Up // Cherokee Nation Graduates First Class of Doctors // Adam Levine, Kelsea Ballerini Join ‘The Voice’// Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck’s Divorce Rumors are BS //
Controlling the Uncontrollable // ‘Peaky Blinders’ Film Officially Set at Netflix With Cillian Murphy // Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Fully Sells Stake in Revolt // Boston Police Officers Sing Happy Birthday to 9-1-1 Caller
Never-Ending Loose Ends // enny Kravitz Hints at Daughter Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum’s Wedding Date // Kevin Costner Still Protecting Whitney Houston // Anderson Cooper Says Andy Cohen Is ‘Paddling Really, Really Fast Under the Water’
Weaponized Incompetence // Pitt-Jolie Kids, Dropping Pitt From Their Name // Bennifer Together At Ben’s Daughters Graduation // Eminem New Single Houdini
New Words You Need to Know // Rock Star Gives Fan a Ride to the Show // Lenny Kravitz – Celibate For 9 Years! // Donald Trump Guilty On All Counts – Now What?
New details released in killing of ‘General Hospital’ actor John Wactor // US High School Class Solved Six Murders and Identified the ‘Bible Belt Strangler’ // Rucker Details ‘Nonstop’ Partying and Tiger Woods Friendship in ‘Life’s Too Short’ Memoir
The Power of Smart Listeners Makes My Day // NBA Legend Bill Walton Died at 71 // Glen Powell Leaning Into “Dick-Baggery of it all” // Pope Francis Say Too Much “Faggotness” in Seminaries
Home Improvement Project Costs Out of Control // Wu-Tang Clan Album to Be Played Publicly for First Time // “Super Size Me” Director Morgan Spurlock Dies at 53 // Belated Thanks To All Who Have Fallen to Keep America Safe
Great Movies and TV shows to Watch This Weekend // Cassie Speaks Out After Release of Diddy Assault Video: “No One Should Carry This Weight Alone” // 2 members of “minibike gang” arrested for New Year’s Eve attack of “Beverly Hills 90210” actor Ian Ziering
Kids Today. Am I Right? // Founding Member of the Band Train, Dead at 58 // Ricky Stenhouse Jr. fined for throwing punch at Kyle Busch // Elvis’s granddaughter Riley Keough Saves Graceland // BREAKING: Donald Trump Throws Hissy Fit Over “The Apprentice” film
Could You Really Never Lie Again? // Matthew Perry Still Visits Courtney Cox // Criminal Investigation Into Matthew Perry’s Death // Scarlett Johansson Ready for War With OpenAI/Chat GPT
Awesome NASCAR Brawl // Red Lobster Bankruptcy at Boiling Point // 50 Cent Slams Diddy’s Apology // Oxford Breakthrough Could Allow Cancer to be Detected 7 Years Earlier Than Current Methods // Are You Tough Enough To Read This Book?
Simple Situation Spirals Out of Control – I am Owed Punitive Damages! // Jerry Seinfeld Heckled at Stand-Up Show // Kidd Rock Waves a Gun in Rolling Stone Reporter’s Face // Demi Moore Fully Naked Again // Diddy Beats GF in 2016 Offers Apology in 2024
Great Quote “Pain is Inevitable. Suffering is Optional.” // Teen is Accepted into 231 Schools Winning $14.7 Million on Scholarships // Tiny Taco Stand Earns Michelin Start – The First in History // ACM Award Winners // In Defense of Kevin Spacey
Politically Correct Cartoons Are Ruining America // JLO and Ben Affleck are Heading for Another Divorce? // Avril Lavigne Died in the Early 2000s? // Olivia Rodrigo’s Top Pops Off!
